Reference to a man with extremely and incredibly small genitalia. Genitalia on a full gown man that is the size of an infant's. The term was coined from video of a naked man at the Coachella Event, who refused to put on clothes and was happy to display all his tiny glory to the cops and bystanders.
I may be small, but at least I don't have a wizard dick like you.
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Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.
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Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.
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Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.
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Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.
by EverydayHumor May 04, 2009