EverydayHumor's definitions

Wizard Dick

Reference to a man with extremely and incredibly small genitalia. Genitalia on a full gown man that is the size of an infant's. The term was coined from video of a naked man at the Coachella Event, who refused to put on clothes and was happy to display all his tiny glory to the cops and bystanders.

I may be small, but at least I don't have a wizard dick like you.

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Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.

or

Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.

by EverydayHumor May 4, 2009