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whitie tighties 

White underwear that are extremely tight on a man and squeeze his junk.
Look at Dave's whitie tighties, you can see his bulge!
whitie tighties by Afroman455 September 11, 2014
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tightie-whities 

tight white underwear that is considered dorky,and or uncool to wear mainly nerds and dorks wear them if you wear them you are usually going to be the victam of the wedgie,melvin,hanging wedgie,ect
I didnt have any boxers clean so i had to wear tightie-whities one day i was made fun of and during gym class was tied up and given a hanging wedgie

tightie whities

Those tight white undies yur boyfriend hops into bed in thinking he looks "sexy". a queer mans underwear. the underwear yu pray yur man is going to wash freakwently because yu think yur gunna barf everytime yu see those "wet-fart" stains that he never notices.
"damn baby dont yu love how i look in these tigtie whities",
"oh honey i loved yur tigtie whities i went out and bought matching ones",
"when was the last time yu washed yur tightie whities?" "yesterday, why?" "oh nothing just please use bleech this time"
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