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Whitemed 

Someone who is a weasel like ponce.
Josh never paid for his ticket for the Lusset. He's such a whitemed.
Whitemed by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

whitered 

A large man who is incapable of spelling a username.
whitered by real_fax_god March 5, 2019

whitened 

similar to bleached. it simply means a girl of colour (once again mainly asian girls) who only go for white men. the saying goes "once an asian goes white, you'll never have to fight". the saying means that when an asian boyfriend/fiance/husband has their asian spouse fucked by a bwc, they'll never have to argue again due to their marriage being perfect - perfect being a pathetic asian husband watching as the hung and hot white alpha with a bwc fucks and breeds the asian wife whenever he so chooses.

the saying also means that once an asian girl goes bleached/whitened, the asian couple will never fight again due to their marriage being held together by the superior white bull (commonly known as the king) - so it's usually called a white king than a white bull
did you here that haitao got his girlfriend whitened? she only get's fucked by big white cock while he watches and massages his dick through his chastity cage. apparently the white bulls dick was so big she actually bled a little - just goes to show how small asian dick is hey.
whitened by iLikebTags June 1, 2022

whitened sepulcher 

His insistence that he was a religious and godly man was merely hypocrisy; he was a whitened sepulcher empty, who seemed clean and holy while hiding his own sins and vices.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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