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whitened 

similar to bleached. it simply means a girl of colour (once again mainly asian girls) who only go for white men. the saying goes "once an asian goes white, you'll never have to fight". the saying means that when an asian boyfriend/fiance/husband has their asian spouse fucked by a bwc, they'll never have to argue again due to their marriage being perfect - perfect being a pathetic asian husband watching as the hung and hot white alpha with a bwc fucks and breeds the asian wife whenever he so chooses.

the saying also means that once an asian girl goes bleached/whitened, the asian couple will never fight again due to their marriage being held together by the superior white bull (commonly known as the king) - so it's usually called a white king than a white bull
did you here that haitao got his girlfriend whitened? she only get's fucked by big white cock while he watches and massages his dick through his chastity cage. apparently the white bulls dick was so big she actually bled a little - just goes to show how small asian dick is hey.
whitened by iLikebTags June 1, 2022

whitened sepulcher 

His insistence that he was a religious and godly man was merely hypocrisy; he was a whitened sepulcher empty, who seemed clean and holy while hiding his own sins and vices.
When a person consumes too much weed in a short amount of time which leads to a high heart rate, dizziness, nausea and shakiness. The term is used mainly in Ireland.
Man 1: "Did you hear that Ben fella pulled a whitener? He looked like fucking Casper the ghost!"
Whitener by kilroyK October 10, 2015

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Whitemed 

Someone who is a weasel like ponce.
Josh never paid for his ticket for the Lusset. He's such a whitemed.
Whitemed by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

Tile Whitener 

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.
Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

Whiteyed 

To go incredibly pale following an intake of drugs, this is usually followed by vomiting.
dude, she proper whiteyed
Whiteyed by JJJJJJ123 December 11, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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