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whitened 

similar to bleached. it simply means a girl of colour (once again mainly asian girls) who only go for white men. the saying goes "once an asian goes white, you'll never have to fight". the saying means that when an asian boyfriend/fiance/husband has their asian spouse fucked by a bwc, they'll never have to argue again due to their marriage being perfect - perfect being a pathetic asian husband watching as the hung and hot white alpha with a bwc fucks and breeds the asian wife whenever he so chooses.

the saying also means that once an asian girl goes bleached/whitened, the asian couple will never fight again due to their marriage being held together by the superior white bull (commonly known as the king) - so it's usually called a white king than a white bull
did you here that haitao got his girlfriend whitened? she only get's fucked by big white cock while he watches and massages his dick through his chastity cage. apparently the white bulls dick was so big she actually bled a little - just goes to show how small asian dick is hey.
whitened by iLikebTags June 1, 2022

whitened sepulcher 

His insistence that he was a religious and godly man was merely hypocrisy; he was a whitened sepulcher empty, who seemed clean and holy while hiding his own sins and vices.
When a person consumes too much weed in a short amount of time which leads to a high heart rate, dizziness, nausea and shakiness. The term is used mainly in Ireland.
Man 1: "Did you hear that Ben fella pulled a whitener? He looked like fucking Casper the ghost!"
Whitener by kilroyK October 10, 2015

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Whitemed 

Someone who is a weasel like ponce.
Josh never paid for his ticket for the Lusset. He's such a whitemed.
Whitemed by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

Tile Whitener 

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.
Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

Whiteyed 

To go incredibly pale following an intake of drugs, this is usually followed by vomiting.
dude, she proper whiteyed
Whiteyed by JJJJJJ123 December 11, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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