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white-polite

assonant for Greek "hoi polloi", i.e. the common people: these are affluent ex-urban Euros, Amer/Can/Aus/Kiwi etc, who, because they have some nice hedge-funds & pricey real-estate, can patronise the indigent and disadvantaged at a distance by throwing money and prosey faux-Christian liberal doctrine at them. Most have never even SEEN the inside of a soup-kitchen live, let alone EATEN in one voluntarily.
A:My Godess! Cousin Brianna's parents gave her a new Prius as a graduation present, so she could do bread-runs for the food coop.

B: Okay, that's it.... we've lost our sister to the white-polites.
white-polite by tumor humour January 6, 2010
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White&Polite 

The 2 criteria that must be met in order to have a chance at getting out of a traffic ticket, or really any minor run-in with the Man.
I got pulled over doing 58 in a 35... cop gave me a warning though. Only cause I was white&polite.
White&Polite by s*M*A*S*H August 15, 2009

White Police Officer 

When said, people usually use it when talking about how a white police officer has killed yet another black man/woman because of their lack of melanin.
That white police officer is looking over here. Go 20 mph below the speed limit. You don't want to die

White Boy Politicking 

Involves kissing ass to people in power that can propel them up the social or corporate ladder. How white boys kiss ass for means of personal gain. White boys usually use this method leap frog each other and help each other out.
White boy politicking at work:

“Hey Bob was in the brought the manager muffins and coffee and was in his office for two hours!”….“You know that’s Bob white boy politicking for the promotion”

“Jamal has been white boy politicking with the supervisors at this work party the entire night, he didn’t even say what’s up to us smh”
White Boy Politicking by JB 63 July 20, 2021

White Boy Politicking 

Involves kissing ass to people in power that can propel them up the social or corporate ladder. How white boys kiss ass for means of personal gain. White boys usually use this method leap frog each other and help each other out.
“Hey Bob was in the brought the manager muffins and coffee and was in his office for two hours!”….“You know that’s Bob white boy politicking for the promotion”

“Jamal has been white boy politicking with the supervisors at this work party the entire night, he didn’t even say what’s up to us smh”
White Boy Politicking by JB 63 July 20, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022