white time
white time by simplistikmind October 19, 2009
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White People Time
White People Time by WilliamClinton6969 April 4, 2015
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white time • white people time delusion • White Flag Time • white owl time • White People Time • Milky White Binger Time • it's white party time! • You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here • Write like you're running out of time • Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
white people time delusion
Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.
Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.
white people time delusion by pokie nose December 20, 2010
White People Time Delusion
The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
...
"Yesterday."
...
"Yesterday."
White People Time Delusion by Stan S. February 2, 2023
White Flag Time
Signifies Chicago Cub victory. Time after victory when the white flag with a blue "W" flies from the centerfield scoreboard at Wrigley Field to announce to those on the CTA "L" line that the Cubs won today.
White Flag Time by Puxwov August 5, 2009
Milky White Binger Time
Milky White Binger Time by TZ November 4, 2006
white owl time
The moment when extreme frustration with authority calls for an appropriate, albeit potentially job terminating response.
Bill: Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00 AM that would be great.
Peter: You know Bill normally I would, but it's White Owl Time.
Bill: What's a White Owl?
Peter: My dink and your mouth!
Peter: You know Bill normally I would, but it's White Owl Time.
Bill: What's a White Owl?
Peter: My dink and your mouth!
white owl time by Sukamai Aiken-Bols December 31, 2016
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