Definitions by simplistikmind

jack sparrowed 

A way of referring to a movie that has been illegally pirated off of the internet.

A: "No, man, I think we're just going to sit home tonight and watch Alice in Wonderland."

B: "Isn't Alice in Wonderland still in theaters?"

A: "Yeah, it is. I Jack Sparrowed it."

jack sparrowed by simplistikmind April 11, 2010

white time 

Time spent masturbating.

white time masturbation

white time by simplistikmind October 19, 2009