white poop 

the small, whitish (sometimes yellowish or even greenish) in color, foul smelling (completely stanky, really) bits of crumbly clay like crap that come out of the back of your throat when you cough or blow your nose too hard. (See also, tonsil stones)

"Wow Andy, why are you making that disgusted face?"..."Gee Mitch, maybe its because I just hacked up some white poop and I can kinda taste it in the back of my mouth."

white poop by gatortommy August 12, 2008

white poop 

That legendary once in a lifetime turd that is white, usually comes later in life.. when u get it, death is imminent.

"Have you gotten the white poop? So young..."

white poop by Jungle Skeet Skeet April 4, 2009

poop while masturbating 

A spuce is masturbation while taking a shit.

Man, you ever poop while masturbating? Got water splashed on my balls, totally ruined my spuce.

poop while masturbating by TomatoKid November 17, 2013

whitepoop 

When one cums in another's rectum , the recieving party dumps the shitty, cummy load on their partner's chest.

Rich took a giant whitepoop on Jeff's chest after a rousing anal thromp.

whitepoop by Jeff Silberman February 13, 2007

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn 

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020