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white pimp

a pimp that is white skin
Yall see that white pimp walkin down tha street wit de bops!
white pimp by blingonmywristt November 21, 2005
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white bitch pimp 

Coke dealer. "White bitch" being Cocaine.
"Look at that negro out on his musty stoop, with a Lexus. You know he's a white bitch pimp.

White Trash Pimp 

They are pimps from the whitest of white families. They are cool because they wear aviators. These pimps can be found lurking th hallways of highschools or other areas that they would least likely get shot in. These Pimps wear polos of many colors, preferred ones are: bright purple, bright pink, and the occasional white "Lacoste". Their pants are typically Khakis that have absolutely no defects in them and are worn just above the buttcrack so not to give the impression of sagging. They will Alway, I repeat ALWAYS have a can of Skoal in their back left...occasionally back tight pocket. Another must is that they must be seen at all times with a girl that everyone knows, this must be done in order to give off the impression that they have "their little boos". Their voice must be a low C at all times in order to give the impression that their balls are hanging lower than their ankles. Everyone of these pimps can be found at
a.Keeneland
b.Keeneland
c.A Lacrosse Field
Should you ever confront a pimp of this sort DO NOT walk up to them and try to ask them how they did at the race track. Chances are...they own it. Want to be one of these? I highly suggest that you do not go down this path but if you choose so you can start by retrieving a hat from a college that is in timbucktoo and this must have the flattest bill in the earth. You can place it on your head in the fasion that makes it look like a Gangsta Hat but it still gives off that high class aroma. Lastly NEVER walk up to a pack of white trash pimps for my fear of you being gobbled up into a smokey alchoholey jumble that will take a teacher to get you out of.
Person 1: Hey man i just won man my horse won
Person 2: Aww shiat i don care i own this damn place...here now i own your ticket...you not white trash pimp
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Man what college is dat?, I cant tell
Dis one aww man i got this from Paintslick, Utah mann it is the tightest college evuhh (dont go here the city and college do not exist)
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Kickass Polo man where you get that?
Aww man i got this shit outta my sweat shop just a little present from daddy

pimply ass white boy 

A term used by an African American when yet another white person (minority) is ruining his life with his bad cracker ways
Damn pimply ass white boy uz iz busting my balls wit all dat hollerin ya hear dawg

Whitesimpable 

Something someone who isn’t really attracted to white people would say to say you are simpable meaning they could simp for you.
Jack: Damn did you see Jane she’s so whitesimpable!
John: I know right!
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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