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white panic

1.) When a white person panics after realizing they may have said something racist and they attempt to compensate or prove how racially sensitive they really are.

2.) Bill O'Reilly's show after Trayvon Martin.
White person: Do "non-colored people" have different adversities?
PoC: Wow saying "color people" is offensive.
White person: *writes a book explaining what they meant and why they aren't racist*
PoC: Ok damn calm down on that white panic.

Bill O'Reilly: (everything he said after Trayvon Martin and fearing riots) white panic!!!
white panic by Xizor159 November 3, 2013
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white pancake 

When a girl is giving you a handjob and she refuses to take it in her mouth like a proper lady the last resort is to blow it on her tits. After doing this, pull her shirt back down over her bare, cum-covered tits, slap her shirt down and there you have made a white pancake.
This girl was stroking me off last night and refused to let me blow it someplace warm so I shot it on her tits, slapped her shirt down on the load and left her with a nice white pancake and a dry cleaning bill.
white pancake by mndefinitions September 17, 2013

white horse pancake

when a large white male has sex with a fat girl and busts all over her vagina, but not inside then screams, "i just buttered your pancakes!"
Dude, i just white horse pancaked that girl
white horse pancake by jdawg811083 December 9, 2009
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