2 definitions by Captain Murphy
by Captain Murphy November 20, 2004
Much like the mystical Bobby Ray spoken of in Native American lore, the entity known as Whiskers McThistlepants has earned his place amongst the elder gods of yore.
Deified by capitalist society, Whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. He now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.
Deified by capitalist society, Whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. He now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.
Explorer: I'm about to embark upon my journey!
Priest: My the great Whiskers McThistlepants watch over you, young one.
Explorer: Aye.
Priest: My the great Whiskers McThistlepants watch over you, young one.
Explorer: Aye.
by Captain Murphy June 1, 2004