Claiming its origin from a friend of a friend's grandmother, Whisker Fish is a colloquial term for the male genitalia, specifically excluding the testis.
In her search for the elusive Whisker Fish, Allison frequented their know habitats including but not limited to, the track pant, the skivvies and the jean cut off. Upon very limited research Allison concluded that the Whisker Fish was not at all elusive as she had originally hypothesized, but was in fact quite alarmingly ubiquitous.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).