"We were having a swissy-ass stoney sesh until those narcs fuckin' busted in and whippy-chipped our sesh like that."

"I could have gone on for days tappin' that ass until the phone rang and I heard Candace on the answering machine; and just the thought of that pimply-ass face of hers and the sound of that smarmy sneer just totally whippy-chipped my hard-on."

"Everytime I need to catch up on sleep, that fuckin' firehouse across the street whippy-chips my slumber and decides to test out their sirens and chainsaws."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak