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Whine Flu 

Like the Swine Flu, but what you call somebody when they overly complain about being sick, mocking them. Usually when they freak out and panic over the tiniest cough, believing that they have swine flu.
Dude did you hear about Erica? She freaked out because she had a sore throat and now she thinks she has Swine Flu. If you ask me, she's got Whine Flu.
Whine Flu by a1chrisryan1a May 10, 2009

Whine Flu 

any number of symptoms experinced after the swine flu outbreak, complained about by individuals thinking to get out of something unpleasant
Bill thought that by telling the arresting officer he had a cough and a temperture and it might be swine flu he would'nt go to jail. They checked his temp and it was fine so now he's doin time with the Whine Flu.
Whine Flu by Dyzfunction June 3, 2009

Whine Flu 

A slang word for the swine flu, meaning that all anyone ever does about the swine flu is whine.
Mr.Dude:Why don't they ever try to get rid of the swine flu?
Mr.Guy:People talk about it, but no one wants to do anything about it.
Mr.Dude:Sounds more like the whine flu to me.
Mr.Guy:LOL.
Whine Flu by Wildwarf June 9, 2009

wine flu 

what you get when you wake up sick in the morning, paranoid that you may have somehow contracted swine flu, although your condition is actually just a hangover from drinking too much wine, beer, or liquor the night before
You: "Oh, man, I'm not feeling very good. I hope I haven't gotten swine flu."

Friend: "Shut up, dude. You drank a ton last night. It's just wine flu. Calm down."
wine flu by thebadoutlaw April 29, 2009

White Flu 

When it's snows a ton and you call in sick from work to ski the powder snow. i.e. powder day!
I have white flu and will not be at work today.
White Flu by Camdad June 7, 2021

wine flu 

Illness caused by consuming too much wine or other alchoholic beverages
I saw Michael at the bar last night and he was way overserved. Called in sick today, probably has wine flu.
wine flu by The Real Old Christine November 9, 2009
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