wherner

when you first learned cuss words and started saying random ones in the wrong way

8 year old me: bro, ass you you little damn. i shitting hate you. fuck shit pussy ass.

my friend: dude, that made no sense. you used the words in every single wrong way possible. what a wherner

by gavin goes on May 6, 2020

wernersville

town of the giant ice cream cone and also where john and kate plus eight reside, oops i mean john minus nine. The most popular thing to do is smoke a bowl for entertainment and cruz by cornfields/vast abyssness of green.

Dude I'm so bored right now, theres nothing to do, it's like were in wernersville.

by wernersvillian May 18, 2010

Werner

Don't be fooled! This person is not just his body. He is laughter, happiness, seriousness and love all in one. When he walks past, you will always look twice. The ball of energy when you're out which is sorely missed when not there.

1. Girl (tripping over her over own feet): oops, sorry, but I just saw a Werner walking past.

2. Guys and Girls at a party:

Guy: DAM, this party is boring!

Girl: Yeah, it sucks ass!

Guys and Girls: We need a Werner around here!

by Hippie4Supermanou May 3, 2013

Wherer my Ihop

A great Facebook status to keep you out of jail.

In November 2009, Rodney Bradford was arrested as a burglary suspect; charges were dropped when Bradford proved he was at his computer at the time of the burglary, updating his Facebook status to read "ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK . . . . . . WHERER MY IHOP".

by KentonLikesFish December 8, 2009

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

by janpasi August 21, 2022

Werner

This person is sexy and all the ladies are talking about him and his big dick He has a heart of gold, full of laughter, and love. A great friend but has anger issues. Don’t be fool! Werner is more than his body. You got a perfect boyfriend if you’re dating a Werner

I want a Werner for a boyfriend

by Sarah457182 April 18, 2020

Wernered

When you are chatting on Myfreecams and the Cam Model ignores you.

This sucks, I am being Wernered again by Scarlett_Vera

by Eh_fuckoff January 5, 2019