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when you get to the bridge, wave! 

A mocking comment directed at a person who is deeply picking their nose to let them know they’ve been busted.
Hey there buddy, when you get to the bridge, wave!

When you get a chance 

Nice way of telling someone you want something done NOW.
Person 1: Hey, when you get a chance, can you do the dishes.

Person 2: Yeah, but I don't think I'll have a chance until next week.
When you get a chance by Eudaimonia February 23, 2011

you get there when you get there!

You will arrive at your destination when the driver decides your time of arrival. Usually used by stubborn nazis who do not know how to drive fast. May also be used as a method to stall if you are lost.
Kids in the back seat: Dad, we've been driving for 2 hours, it was only supposed to take an hour to get to the park.

Dad: You get there when you get there!

Kids in the back seat: That doesn't tell us anything, when are we going to get there!

Dad: You get there when you get there!

Kids in the back seat: Look dad! I think that's it up ahead

Dad: Shutup kids!!, *slaps*

When you gone let me beat girl? 

1. Asking a girl when she is going to give it up,

2. When will she let you hit it.
3. When she will have sex with you.
Dude: When you gone let me beat girl?

Girl: When you learn how to ask me like a real man (as she laughs and walks away!)

what you get when you mix blue and yellow 

green, funkyfunk, funkeefunkee, HERBal tea, dat primary concoction,
"what you get when you mix blue and yellow?"
"dat supa green"
"don't forget the red hairs"

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society 

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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