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no i didnt spell wheeze wrong. wheese is a phrase that is used when people love wine and cheese, put them together you get wheese
person 1 : yo i love wine and cheese so much!!
person 2 : so your a wheeser?
person 1 : uh yeah!
(HAHA GET WEEZERED)
(but no joke this is how it would be used)
wheese by TINGLORY February 2, 2023
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Who/Where/Whereself 

A humorous response to reply with when somebody questions what your pronouns are.
“Hi, what are your pronouns?”

“I identify as invisible, so I go by who/where/whereself.”

“Bro what-”
Who/Where/Whereself by RubyJean_ February 14, 2023
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Carl Wheezer 

The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer
Carl Wheezer by Nashers567 April 11, 2020

Wheesh Meat 

An unusually small penis.
Andreas and Queezer were in the hot tub with four naked chicks. One of the girls asked Andy to take off his shorts and when he did Queezer exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, That's WHEESH MEAT!
Wheesh Meat by Captain Cranker June 22, 2006

Mike wheeler 

The most homosexual character in all of fiction, he is gayer then a drag queen, you know what he is a drag queen at this point, peopel start calling him mike queeler since he is queer.
If you suck a dick on accident that makes you a mike wheeler
Mike wheeler by Bori rhdj April 24, 2023

Joey Wheeler 

One of the characters in the show Yugioh.

The way he acts does not reflect his true dueling skills. He would eventually become the #3 duelist of the world behind Kaiba and Yugi as the show goes on.

Best friend of Yugi. In the show he goes from beginner to expert duelist.

Also famous for his unique speeches.
"When the barber cut your hair, did he plug out some of your brain too?" --- Joey Wheeler
Joey Wheeler by Melvin32091111 October 19, 2009

Carl Wheezer 

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Carl Wheezer by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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