wheefe

a big cock that makes a funny noise when you have sex with it

Ooh Jimmy I love the sound your wheefe makes ;)

by Briannanicolefarris January 26, 2016

Carl Wheezer

The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.

Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer

by Nashers567 April 11, 2020

Mike wheeler

The most homosexual character in all of fiction, he is gayer then a drag queen, you know what he is a drag queen at this point, peopel start calling him mike queeler since he is queer.

If you suck a dick on accident that makes you a mike wheeler

by Bori rhdj April 24, 2023

Joey Wheeler

One of the characters in the show Yugioh.

The way he acts does not reflect his true dueling skills. He would eventually become the #3 duelist of the world behind Kaiba and Yugi as the show goes on.

Best friend of Yugi. In the show he goes from beginner to expert duelist.

Also famous for his unique speeches.

"When the barber cut your hair, did he plug out some of your brain too?" --- Joey Wheeler

by Melvin32091111 October 19, 2009

Carl Wheezer

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.

Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*

by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...

Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.

by TrueMILAer December 27, 2010

bro wheeze

bro wheeze is a supernatural being made of the constructs of time, space, 13 other dimensions and a male genitalia. It is said that he was amidst the rise and fall of the dinosaurs, the egyptians and the roman empire always lurking in the shadows, wheezing. The only thing superior to the mighty bro wheeze is his nigga yung breezy. In his 3 dimensional form, bro wheeze takes the shape of a cyclops penis with a singular testicle alongside his bionic testicle.

Jesus: Who are you?
bro wheeze: *wheeze*

by Dr. Fluffykins May 17, 2020