wheat crust 

The crust growing all over an old woman's vagina. Not to mention the puss oozing out of it from all the years of being a prostitute & getting several yeast infections but not caring for them. Therefore, developing a wheat like crust all over her wrinkly, used up lips.

I thought it would be cool to get with my friend's mom last night until she pulled down her panties & had wheat crust all over her sagging pussy lips, I threw up everywhere!

wheat crust by moustacheaficiando January 16, 2011

What the crust 

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.

Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.

What the crust by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025

What a clusterf*** 

Used to express A catastrophically mishandled situation

dude someone let Harley Quinn out of jail! What a clusterf***

What a clusterf*** by Epictailz January 26, 2017