A CHAIN IN NORTH CAROLINA THAT PREDATES THE TEXAS WHATABUGER BY SEVERAL YEARS, REFERED TO BY LOCALS AS WATERBURGER. 100 TIMES BETTER THAT THE TEXAS WHATABURGER AND AN INCH BIGGER BURGER, WITH MUSTARD SLAW CHILI AND AN ENTIRE SLICE OF ONION INSTEAD OF CRAPPY MINCED ONIONS, PICKLE ON TOP OF THE BUN. They also have a drink that is basically a suicide with pickles called the "witchdoctor" and cherry lemon sundrops. Best sweet tea in the world.
"LETS GOGET SOME WATERBURGERS(what-a-burger) AND A CHERRY LEMON SUNDROP!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).