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Bro is something you call a "mongrel" or a brother aka your friend... or your greatest enemy if you feel me. But a whatsup means WHAT IS NEW asking your friend/enemy what is new. If a friend, then you are actually asking "whats new" but if its an enemy this jargon is more or less used as a threat as in "whatsup bro, i will tear your spine out you disgusting maniac". People who DO use the term whatsup bro to their friends are deemed mentally and physically insane, and are fit for only one place in this godless world... the highest security mental intitution.

Alex: Whats up bro (to friend)
Carl: Um... not much.... yeah hello police? take this maniac away from me... STAT....

Alex: Whats up bro (to enemy)
Mark: Ahh a challenge.... finally an opponent worthy of my skills.....

whats up bro by CarlMarx November 24, 2013

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whats up brothers

a way to greet someone in a funny or goofy way

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cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? by ferrkk October 12, 2011

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what’s up brother

what’s up brother, often used with a “☝️” afterwards is a secret gang saying with “☝️” being a gang sign

“what’s up brother ☝️, when are we robbing this bitch?”

what’s up brother by R.odeo March 31, 2024

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what’s up brother ☝🏽

comes from a streamer named “Sketch”

Y/n friend: “what’s up bro”
Y/n: “What’s up brother ☝🏽🤓”

what’s up brother ☝🏽 by 3ean April 9, 2024

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What’s up brother

When you see someone you say what’s up brother to see what reaction they have
For example:Tuesday Tuesday, speical teams special plays special players, what’s up brother, no reaction

Girl:1/What’s up brother
Boy1/speical teams special plays special players

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What’s up brother

When you see someone you say what’s up brother to see what reaction they have
For example:Tuesday Tuesday, speical teams special plays special players, what’s up brother, no reaction

Girl:1/What’s up brother
Boy1/speical teams special plays special players

What’s up brother by Qwertygenalpha April 28, 2024

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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