whatman 

Damn shawty if your last name whatman you must be fine af!!

PS you know who wrote this lmao

yo her last name whatman bruh
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whatman by Dezzaaa November 22, 2021

Whitman, Price, and Haddad 

According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.

Killian: "WHITMAN, PRICE, AND HADDAD!!! You remember them! There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun."

Whitman, Price, and Haddad by JaketheSnizake January 9, 2009

Whatanighter 

The act of frequenting the local Whataburger while pulling an all-nighter.

"Yesterday I pulled a whatanighter while being served coffee throughout the early hours of the morning."

Whatanighter by Rogi__ April 8, 2009

Whitman

Very small suburban town in southeastern Mass. Suburb of Brockton. Lots of apartments. No money, but the people don't care. The adults are working-class and friendly. Mostly conservative, but becoming more liberal. Voted Obama in 2012. The kids tend to be slackers and the girls tend to be slutty, but there are exceptions. Most people smoke weed. The chocolate chip cookie was invented there, but the restaurant burned down years ago. Always people walking around, no matter what time it is. Not much water, just an artificial lake in the center of town.

"Wanna walk to the basketball courts at 3 am?"
"Why not? We're from Whitman. I'll bring the weed and chocolate chip cookies."

Whitman by masstownrater December 22, 2013

whitman college 

A primarily white campus with the students family gross income being greater than the state of Washington. So liberal, the words "Trump" and "Triggered" pretty much elicit the same reaction. Frisbee is life.

Whitman College: "I wish I was Claremont McKenna"

whitman college by nunnnnyaa February 22, 2017

Whitman

One of the smallest towns in Massachusetts.
Toll House Cookies were invented there. The drummer from Journey used to live there.
There's really nothing to do.
Nice school. Good place to raise kids... unless you're worried about them being hazed by the football team, becoming a chronic stoner or getting knocked up.
There is nothing else to do in the town other than get fucked, get fucked up, or go to Venus. Good pizza.

Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: Yeah, that will happen in Whitman.

Whitman by Whitmanite January 18, 2009

Whitman Middle School

The worst school in whitman, ma where you will have many bad times. Most of the teachers are shorter than the students, and some of them are very "slow". Half off the teachers there are so stupid that they make George Bush look like Albert Einstein. Only good part is the big cookies at lunch and a 7th grade math teacher.

(Scene first day of high school)
Tim: hey you went to whitman middle school?
Chuck:Yea
Tim:Haha you're screwed.
Chuck:Don't I know it.

Whitman Middle School by Chucksayswhitmansuck August 25, 2010