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what the duck 

(1) Used as a safe substitute for what the fuck in most contexts.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.
Your little brother takes your gold:
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?

Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!

A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!
what the duck by Jonathan Barnett September 22, 2008
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what the duck 

A usual replacement for what the fuck. Autocorrect also does this.
person1: heaaahshzvhcdkajslaksaskajdsjadkajdladjkasdja

person2: what the duck is happening with you
what the duck by somewindow July 9, 2024

what the duck! 

Used instead of the actual curse word to sound more appropriate
can be used in public
What the duck! Don't tell me you're serious

what the fuzzy duck 

a safe way to say what the fuck without getting introuble
mom:son clean your room now
son:oh what the fuzzy duck mom
mom:what you say to me boy?
*smack**smack**smack*

Greasy duck what the fuck 

What you say to greet the homies
Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026