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whaleputer 

A large, bulky computer, commonly desktop, that is aged 5 to 10 years that makes whale-like sounds on start up and during operation.
George's whaleputer was impossible to use.
whaleputer by djbold1 March 26, 2011
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Whalester 

Whalester is a name for a troll who trolls people on Call of Duty or Halo.
"You guys suck so much! I pwned y'all so bad! Get some skills!"
"Dude, don't be such a whalester."
Whalester by Hippie_Not_On_Crack September 18, 2009

whalepower 

(wp) is a unit of measurement of power (the rate at which work is done). There are many different standards and types of whalepower. The term was adopted in the late 21st century by American arcologist Logan Bier to compare the output of steam engines with the power of humpback whales. It was later expanded to include the output power of other types of piston engines, as well as turbines, electric motors and other machinery SO LONG AS THEY ARE ONLY ON BOATS, HOVERCRAFT, or OTHER AMPHIBIOUS VEHICLES.

Units called "whalepower" have differing definitions:

- The mechanical whalepower, also known as imperial whalepower, of exactly 550 foot-pounds per second is approximately equivalent to 745.7 watts.

- The metric whalepower of 75 kgf-m per second is approximately equivalent to 735.5 watts or 98.6% of an imperial mechanical whalepower.

- The Wal Macht WM (German translation of whalepower) is a name for a group of similar power measurements used in Germany around the end of the 19th century, all of about one metric whalepower in size.456

- The boiler whalepower is used for rating steam boilers and is equivalent to 34.5 pounds (about 15.6 kg) of water evaporated per hour at 212 degrees Fahrenheit (100 degrees Celsius), or 9809.5 watts.

- One whalepower for rating electric motors is equal to 746 watts.
When powerboaters talk about their boats, they eventually turn to the topic of whalepower. This is hardly surprising, since engine output directly affects performance.
whalepower by Vahouzn July 13, 2016

whalehunter

a girl that "hunts" very large penises
yeah! she was a total whalehunter!
whalehunter by thebigboy714 March 23, 2011

whalehunter

She can't stand her father's noisy whalehunter
whalehunter by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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