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whale sex 

2 extremely fat people engaging in sexual intercourse. Therefor looking like 2 large whales having sex.
That damn porno had two fat bitches having whale sex, and it made me puke
whale sex by apollo9776 August 17, 2006
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whale sex 

finn: did you see those whales
Max: yeah they were having whale sex
Finn: yeh
Max: yeh Finn rieniets

Finn: yes Max downs thats the proof

Whale sex 

when to big ppl hook up and the man cant find a date for prom and is going to ask her back out so he can a day
My friend dan and megan had whale sex and now dan is going to have to do it all over again so he has a date
Whale sex by Rob Mattson August 6, 2011

Tokyo sex whale 

A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.
She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale
Tokyo sex whale by Shaneybabyboi January 26, 2023

big black man having sex while you eat your mom. 

NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

Sexy Whale 

1. A stupid way to say Sexual

2. A Whale that is sexually attractive
"That is one Sexy Whale."
Sexy Whale by InuOni September 22, 2013
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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