Whale Oil 

Slimy amalgam of bodily fluid (semen, sweat) emitted by an obese man during sexual activity. Originally used by sex-workers to describe the attentions of a particularly unattractive client.

You need to take a shower, Tiffany. You've been covered in Whale Oil.

Whale Oil by Chewzi June 5, 2009

whale oil beef hooked 

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly

a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

whale oil beef hooked by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

whale oil beef hooked 

If said really fast, sounds like a swearing irishman.

Person 1: Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.
Person 2: Whale oil beef hooked.

whale oil beef hooked by kangaroos, mate June 22, 2008

whale oil beef hooked 

The written equivalent of many spoken terms, which expresses surprise which is somewhat more than mild, but which will also avoid potential removal for unsavory language.

"Whale oil beef hooked! We have a tax refund!"

whale oil beef hooked by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019