wetty fap Share definition Flag To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies. My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap. wetty fap by Bogrimm October 2, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the wetty fap mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch