wet rope

"I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. I've had wet rope falling out of my arse all day."
by Antiseptic December 24, 2003
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pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.
Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.
by Notsobrite June 25, 2022
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