wet rope

Bad diarrhoea.

"I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. I've had wet rope falling out of my arse all day."

by Antiseptic December 24, 2003

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022