wet masala Share definition Flag A brutal wet fart after a big delicious Indian meal. Ah, that palak paneer was so heavenly! ... (Farts) Oh shit, I think that was a wet masala! Better run to the shitter! wet masala by PostalMonk December 16, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the wet masala mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch