ear gold

A euphemism for ear wax.

I was digging in my ear and got a nice big clump of ear gold! Sweet!

by PostalMonk November 29, 2008

side salad

Marijuana

Dude, I have the munchies and serious cotton mouth. I've been smoking too much side salad!

by PostalMonk April 01, 2009

e-raped

Being violated online in any way.

I felt so violated when my the hacker used my e-mail address for a 419 scam. I WAS E-RAPED!

by PostalMonk July 08, 2009

wet masala

A brutal wet fart after a big delicious Indian meal.

Ah, that palak paneer was so heavenly! ... (Farts) Oh shit, I think that was a wet masala! Better run to the shitter!

by PostalMonk November 29, 2008