When a man is on his hands and knees in the doggy style position, his partner is behind him giving him a blow job. When the partner is in the down position, their nose is pressed into the scrotum, then the man proceeds to farts on their forehead and yells wetkiss.
Last nite sally wanted to get kinky so she started giving me head from the back, so i gave her a wet kiss on her forehead.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.