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Wet box is the American word for “shower” Can also be spelled as wetbox. Not to be confused with a setting on a hose, or a rain shower.
“About to go hop in the wet box, can you grab the speaker?”
“Just took a wetbox detour it was so refreshing”
“god you stink girl lemme heat up the wet box for you real quick”
Wet Box by fanabanana07898 June 29, 2023
-verb

To use a shower as the site of smoking marijuana for the purpose of dissipating the scent.

-noun

A shower that has been recently used for the purpose of wet boxing.
-verb

"I plan to wet box tomorrow evening before I am compelled to attend a Parent and Student Drug and Alcohol Awareness meeting at my high school."

-noun

"Damn, that wet box doesn't smell like marijuana at all."
wet box by Diananaid July 16, 2008

Wet Box in Storage 

A sexually active woman that hasn't had sex in a long long time.
One guy says 'Hey check her out !' ...and the other guy says ' awww forget it man, she's a wet box in storage'

The School of Wet Box 

Sexual experience in the lower orifices.
Woooow, Juan, did you learn that in the School of Wet Box?

wet cat in a cardboard box rizz. 

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.
"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."

Wet boxers 

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.
Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!
Wet boxers by Gandalf the MLG November 6, 2023
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