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Western Spy

A non-Slav white person hiding among other Slavs. They are easy to spot by a lot of things such as: dislike of vodka or/and kvass, not eating shelled semechki, and squatting with his feet not being flat to the ground
Boris: What are you doing blin???
Vadim: I'm squatting cyka. Now bring me vodka.
Boris: This is not true squatting pizdec!!!!
Vadim: (pulls out unshelled semechki and eats it)
Boris: Get out you Western Spy!!!!
Western Spy by i hate sjws February 25, 2018
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what would a soviet call you in public in the middle of moscow to get you immediately arrested and sent to gulag
-What a fuckin commie ugh!
-u blyat western spy !
western spy by StaliNahui January 13, 2018

western spy

A person who squats with his/her heels up, proving that they're not a true slav by blood, a western spy.
Person1: Look at this guy squating with his heels up.
Person2: Tsk... Western Spy.
western spy by CrilleMega April 19, 2017

western spy

a western spy is a slav/gopnik who squats on his toes instead of squatting on full heels like true slav, they don't like the taste of majonez, western spy is often used as a derogatory word seeing how forgeting to squat down is a slav's worst nightmare, that and having warm vodka
Boris Slav SuperStar: "one of these gopniks is a western spy, looking at you Kolya, squatting on toes"
western spy by PhireFoenix July 31, 2017
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026