Westerly 

A pitiful town in Rhode Island, where everyone knows everyone, and there are a bunch of clicks that wish they were fuckinq qhetto.
Everyone from newton ave thinks theyre fuckin hardcore, thouqh everyone in the town thinks they're the GRIMEYEST people in the town.
Then you have BTOWN, aka Bradford, a bunch of fricken retarded people who think theyre cool cause they live there, but in actuality they would be even cooler if they didn't. Broccolo's run that shit, in case you didn't know.

Next you qot the simple fact that, everyone there is short, annoyinq, bitchy and lies too much for their own qood.
The qirls are a bunch of conceited backstabbers, and most of them aren't even cute at all...
but yet, the people of Westerly are content, and they won't ever leave, because they love their beaches, love their BESS EATON ( FUCK TIM HORTONS ), love their dustys, marios, chens, and obviously they love qoinq to On The Run about a hundred times a week .
Last but not least ; WALMART.

end of story ; <3

yeah son, i'm from the ghetto of westerly . what nikka .

Westerly by Younq Dro May 14, 2009

Westerly 

A town full of smelly Italians, that is all.

Everyone is Italian in Westerly, its repulsive.

Westerly by god damn it October 13, 2011

Westerly 

A town in Rhode Island where people draw on rock mountains on the high way to get to Wallmart.

I used to live in Westerly and there was a new word on the mountain every day.

Westerly by Baigh August 4, 2008

Westerly Middle School 

A middle school in the Westerly, RI, that consists of grades 5-8. Moving the fifth graders was a bad idea, because they're uncomfortable and the eighth graders find their presence annoying. Grade 6 think they're the shit because they change classes for the first time in their life. Seventh grade, this is when they start to think they're allowed to get into serious relationships, like cuddling in bed together and making out, which is odd considering that THEY'RE 12, and they over-use the peace sign and kissy face, to much annoyance. Finally, there's the eighth graders, who literally just want to get the hell out of there and into the high school. Most of the teachers are Italian and annoying(like the students). 60% of the seventh and eighth graders are drug addicts, and the remaining 40% are either bitchy cheerleaders, the dumbass athletes, the super-smart kids, or the dancers and gymnasts. The food is awful, the principals ban popular clothing items such as North Faces and headbands because they're afraid of "formations of gangs," and most of the kids are white-ghetto and think they're hood.

Pod Chick: I go to Westerly Middle School!!11!!!!
Out-of-towner: Get the hell away from me.

Westerly Middle School by tony pajamas yo January 17, 2013

Westerly high school

A school were everyone is Italian and knows each other the HIGH in high school discribes the school and everyone thinks their a gangster. It's a crappy school were the ceiling tiles fall and almost hit students but they put a lot of money into fixing the school and spent it all on landscaping. At least it looks good on the outside!

Friend 1: "are you going to westerly high school?"
Friend 2: " no, I kinda want to go to college"

Westerly high school by FruitLOop June 19, 2012

Westerly, RI 

The mythological town allegedly bordering Connecticut in Rhode Island

Person 1: “I met this girl online who said she’s from westerly, RI”
Person 2: “she’s leading you on dude, westerly isn’t real

Westerly, RI by NotSoSlimPickens June 13, 2018

westerly, RI 

A NATION FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN GENETICALLY MORPHED RETARDLY... white people trying to be gheto.

In westerly, RI, the people have italian names such as cashatori, tortilli, fetichini, ferraro, and cogniti

westerly, RI by slcooper14 February 7, 2009