A person who or the act of attaching suction cupped masturbatory devices onto random surfaces in public for gratification
Someone Westcotted that restaurant window. There is a large weiner affixed to the glass flapping in the wind.
by Ruiner81 October 30, 2020
by lion. November 6, 2006
alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!
person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
by jjackparryy December 28, 2022