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West Phoenix 

The west-side of the city of Phoenix, Arizona.

West phoenix is massive in size, reachings across hundreds and hundreds of acres...all of which are pure ghetto trash.

The phoenix police department has more shootings, drug-related crimes, drive-bys, theft, auto-theft, car-accidents, and homicides in the west valley more than anywhere else in the entire county.

90% of the buildings and businesses in west phoenix were built in the 70's, and half of them are rotted down to the foundation. almost every street corner in west phoenix has a bum or a drug dealer standing on it...usually surrounded by 20 people waiting for the 5pm bus to arrive.

West Phoenix is known for its populations of: White Trash, Illegal Mexicans, Ghetto Black people, and Wigger Druggie Rednecks.
The mexican mafia deals most of its drugs in west phoenix.

Meth Labs and Drug-Labs are literally on every single residential street, even new home developments. Phoenix Police department has more meth busts and home-crack lab busts here than any area in the state. All of these meth labs are run by poor white trash with 10 kids on welfare.

Nobody has a car in west phoenix, they ride the city bus which they also Piss on. The people that do have a car drive a primer-grey 1992 Nissan Sentra, and put confederate flag stickers on the bumper while listening to Gangster Rap...these drivers are usually 18 year old white guys who dropped out of school.

The schools in the West side have some of the highest drop-out rates in the country...some schools have 50% illegal mexicans who cant speak english. Those who do graduate from the west side usually do so with a 1.0 GPA and go on to work at a grocery store as a janitor.

The best cuisine in the west side is 24-Hour mexican fast food, half of which have been shut down by the health department because of unsanitary conditions.

A lot of professionals work on the west side, and those that do hate their lives because they have to drive into the west valley every morning. They usually quit their jobs out of disgust.

Crime, Drugs, Trash people, and Heavy pollution and smog makes the West side of Phoenix the most miserable, ugly, crime-infested, run-down area of the entire metro area.

I would compare west phoenix with parts of East Los Angeles, but without the crips and bloods.

John: Hey look at those redneck gangbanger guys dealin drugs in a lowrider

Mike: Yah, they must be from 50th Avenue and Olive in West Phoenix with the rest of the trash.
West Phoenix by AZexpertdude August 12, 2008

West Phoenix 

1)The West Valley of the Phoenix metropolitan area.
2)Or the West side of the city of Phoenix, Arizona the 4th largest city in the US.

East siders (Mesa, Tempe, etc) think we're all paisas that run meth labs but it's not true the West Valley ranges from really great suburbs like Verrado to the projects but even those aren't too bad compared to any big city.

West PHX itself is one of the hotspots along with the south side for AZ hoods and barrios but you'll probably be fine some of our stuff is just getting old.

Our county is home of Joe Arpaio a human rights abuser.

Home of great private schools and eh public schools. I go to one of the best public schools around and half the teachers can't teach and came here as a last choice from some state that requires more. But there's some great ones.

Generally affordable housing as opposed to LA or other cities.

Many of us are from other places California, Texas, Mexico, I've lived here my whole life.

Some of the best affordable Mexican food this side of the border along with other great places (asian chicken places, fast food, nice restaurants from all backgrounds)
Avondale, Glendale, Phoenix, South Mountain, Goodyear, Tolleson, Litchfield Park, El Mirage, West Phoenix, etc
West Phoenix by ArizonaTruth February 7, 2013
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026