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West Cary Middle 

A middle school where the demons of hell reside to learn to imitate humans blend in with them, where every kid has to be popular to be happy but unpopular to get favorited, a place where all the teachers suck (I refuse to describe their horror in full), kids get bullied, bring cigarettes, threaten to shoot it up, get injured every day, get in fights every week, talk about drugs, suicide, and cannibalism 24/7, and never stop gossiping about each other behind their backs. What do you think they're saying about you? You'd never know, because lying is the one thing the students are good at.
"Dammit, I got into Mills Park Middle, I heard It's trash... what about you, dude?"
"You're lucky, I stuck with West Cary Middle"
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West Cary Middle 

The school That is Known as hell and where you make a friend and the next year, The friend Hates for no fucking Reason next, the gym teacher breaks your computer screen, because You had it in a locker for safety because the 8th graders that walk by there are theifs and like taking your Personal stuff.
Then the racist Math Teacher won’t help you because your a different race and calls you stupid just because she doesn’t explain shit then some kid breaks your locker because the Girl That hates you say some stupid rumors and then the kid who got expelled threatens to shoot up the school.

When you bring a box of pizza a stampede of 7th Graders comes after you
fuck my school sucks, you poor poor Soul, You haven’t seen West Cary middle

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026