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shut up, wesley
Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.
OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
shut up, wesley by OhioMan May 26, 2014
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wesney • wesley • Wesley Snipes • wesley willis • Wesley Pipes • Wesleyan • Wesley Clark • wesley crusher • wesleyan school • weeney
Portuguese Wesley
Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
Portuguese Wesley by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010
Wesley Gibson
n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"
v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?
Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?
Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
Wesley Gibson by X. Fluke June 10, 2011
wesley willis
wesley willis by wesleynaut 22 April 20, 2005
Wesley the kancho demon
a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly
Wesley the kancho demon by Wesley the kancho demon October 10, 2019
Wesley Pipes
Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:
1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)
Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)
Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.
1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)
Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)
Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.
Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?
Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.
Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw
Guy2: ight
Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.
Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw
Guy2: ight
Wesley Pipes by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016
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