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wes craven 

God of horror and the macabre. All other horror directors pale in comparison (See "John Carpenter") to the great Wes. Responsible for some of the greatest contributions to horror cinema past, present, and all the future.
Hey look at who is kissing Wes Craven's ass! Its John Carpenter, the washed-out hack!
wes craven by Homme Bik March 10, 2004

wes craven 

(Verb): The act of molesting and mutilating something, mangling it beyond all recognition. An act of the most intense violation, akin to viciously raping someone up the ass with a splintering 2x4 with rusted nails through it, complete with all the mess and blood and semen and feces left behind afterward.

Usually used in relation to the act of writing. (When one writes terribly.)
Used as a verb, as in "I'm going to wes craven that guy!" or "I wes craven-ed that story!"

The American version of Pulse. :'(
wes craven by Aeschylus February 12, 2007

Westcraven

If your from westcraven your clapped
Westcraven by Adolf kritler November 10, 2018
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026