a panda that was bitten by a werewolf. only one has been found on record, has the ability to turn into a human. become a ravenous meat-eating panda monster when its a full moon, and is a bamboo eating cutie pie during all other times. known to have been around for 200 years. plays the guitar really well.
the werepanda strikes at night, so hide yo wife, hide yo kids!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)