welxi 

A shortened version of "you're welcome".

Joe: ty
You: welxi

welxi by bobjoemanplzdontletthisbetaken July 3, 2016

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

wellington curse 

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .

"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"

wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017

Oh-Wellian

A term to describe the sentiments of those who realize the future predicted in George Orwell's famous novel, "1984," has come to fruition, and there's essentially nothing that can be done to remedy it.

NPC news fired him for being a bigot, and he didn't even apologize on social media. "Yeah, he's just an 'Oh-Wellian' bigot, and realizes that an apology is futile.

Friend 1: "Wow, you're alt-right for not wanting children to have dildos in the classroom. I don't recognize you anymore. Never text me again." Friend 2: "Dang, this is certainly an Oh-Wellian moment for me, but I wish you the best in life. Take care."

Oh-Wellian by LeaveSociety June 19, 2022

douche wellington 

A prestigious douche of a high upbringing.

Douche Wellington will be hosting a Saturday night soiree at his estate.

douche wellington by buhtsecks November 24, 2013

Welpin 

to talk to a spouce with an interesting or raunchy tone with totally not dirty thoughts in mind even thought it seems as though you have your head in a gutter.

the other day i was welpin this girl and she totally took it the wrong way.

Welpin by RCKF. June 22, 2009

Wexican 

Wexicans: Irish people from the County of Wexico, originally Wexford. No connection to the country of Mexico, these lads are just a little unoriginal sometimes ;) (Also known in continental Europe as Weiss fjord)

"Heading down to the shticks with the Wexican lads for the weekend for a bit of sun, sand and the Stores."

Wexican by Coeurduvoyageur June 25, 2006