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A term to be substituted for the word "Douche". The only noticable difference between the term "Wellsy" and "Douche" is when you call someone a douche, you are essentially calling them pathetic, bumbling and a moron... however the term "Wellsy" also add's the sense of denial and false arrogance to the term. This makes the term "Wellsy" infact quite offensive, and as such, should not be used lightly.
"Nice face, Wellsy"

"John is usually really cool, but sometimes he can be a real wellsy"

"Dam i'd like to hit that underage piece of ass, but she talks like a bloody wellsy"
Wellsy by Atmo September 8, 2008
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Wellsy is a total fuking geeza
Wellsy by Unknown September 19, 2003
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Origin:AGS (AYLESBURY GRAMMAR SCHOOL)
One spastic ginger.
Person:"Oh my godits a...a.........."
Wellsy:"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Person:"owwww!Bitch, get off that hurts, you must be a welsy."
wellsy by HBG128 March 17, 2005
hes my nigga the small man of bedfont lol! he gets drunk on tango init blud!
"well fuck me ur lady friend got a voice"
wellsy by sunnu September 20, 2003
Orogin:Ags
One Spastit Ginger.
Person:"Oh my god its a ......"
Wellsy:"Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
Person:"owwwww!Bitch that hurts you must be a Wellsy"
wellsy by HBG128 March 17, 2005
Girl 1: Did Wellsy get you pregnant?
Girl 2: Well obviously, we had like 3 seconds of eye contact!
Wellsy by ArtleWench October 22, 2025

Jammy Wellsy 

A Jammy Wellsy is a person that uses other peoples pictures and pretends to be someone else to lure in little kids and exploit nudes from them.
I heard that Reece at school is a bit of a Jammy Wellsy, yeah I heard that too.
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