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welfare baby by Alisagirl1990 April 22, 2012
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Babydaddy Welfare
Unearned, untaxable INCOME paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy--often a hardworking one without any custody, whatsoever. More commonly known as court-ordered "Child Support," which, according to law, cannot be used "for the benefit of other household members." But--shh-- the law don't really enforce this. These "other household members" often include, but are not limited to: the babymama, babymama's criminal boyfriends, and babymama's spawn from other babydaddies.
Babydaddy Welfare is a booming career opportunity in states such as Illinois! Don't work! Get paid for making babies! Try to find babydaddies in higher-income states, such as California, cuz the Babydaddy Welfare check is higher. You can spend the $$ ANY WAY you want to!
Babydaddy Welfare by Workingfornuthin February 27, 2011
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Babydaddy Welfare
Unearned, untaxed INCOME paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy--in an amount that is sufficient to support the babymama and her shopping addiction, babymama's criminal boyfriends, and babymama's spawn from other babydaddies.
My three Babydaddy Welfare checks came today! Time to hit the sale at Penney's and the nail shop, so I can begin to prowl for my seventh husband, cuz I'm almost done with my sixth divorce! As soon as I pay off my attorney, I'm gonna use the Babydaddy Welfare checks to pay for my new boobies and some Botox (that I desperately need).
Babydaddy Welfare by justpaythebills March 3, 2011
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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