welcum
welcum by Britters 2.0 June 30, 2009
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WelCUM
When David greeted me, he said 'WelCUM,' and I immediately knew what he meant. Only legends will catch the last three letters
WelCUM by Silversurfer789 January 12, 2025
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Welcum Reception
When you haven’t seen your significant other in a long time so you wait for him/her with open arms and your cock flopping around in the wind waiting to release the build up of splooge all over their face or tits.
Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.
Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!
Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!
Welcum Reception by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm August 23, 2019
you're welcum
How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.
"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.
you're welcum by Mr Crowley August 2, 2021
Warm Welcum
An act where the man ejaculates on to a plate then microwaves the plate, his partner then precedes to eat the cum.
You can also eat the cum in a cold room to give the illusion of smoking.
You can also eat the cum in a cold room to give the illusion of smoking.
Warm Welcum by Cooper Pooper June 18, 2021
Welcome to Night Vale
Welcome to Night Vale is a podcast series which airs twice a month and is presented as a radio show.
It is set in a small desert town called Night Vale, which is located somewhere in the southwestern United States.
The idea behind it is that in this town a whole lot of conspiracy theories are true and news that we (outsiders) would think is unusual is presented as if it is perfectly ordinary.
Every episode of the podcast includes a piece of music by a different independently-published artist as its "weather report".
It was created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, is voiced by Cecil Baldwin, and is published by Commonplace Books.The theme and background instrumental music to the series was created by the band Disparition.
It is set in a small desert town called Night Vale, which is located somewhere in the southwestern United States.
The idea behind it is that in this town a whole lot of conspiracy theories are true and news that we (outsiders) would think is unusual is presented as if it is perfectly ordinary.
Every episode of the podcast includes a piece of music by a different independently-published artist as its "weather report".
It was created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, is voiced by Cecil Baldwin, and is published by Commonplace Books.The theme and background instrumental music to the series was created by the band Disparition.
"A small desert town where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass over us while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale" -This is the introduction to the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale
Welcome to Night Vale by Intern Dalek Moriarty October 7, 2013
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