weiner window

The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.

Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.

weiner window by teamknapsack June 20, 2017

Weiner's window 

Dramatic use of faux symbolism in which a show writer drops so many "symbols" that turn out to be red herrings that the characters themselves show disgust. The phrase itself references Season 5 of the popular American TV show "Mad Men" in which window symbolism was heavily employed throughout the season, ultimately culminating with a nude Roger Sterling literally mooning the audience in front of a large Manhattan apartment window.

Whereas Chekhov's gun dictates that objects, actors and actions should be used cleverly and for a reason, Weiner's window dictates that none of that matters. What does matter is the show writer's smugness and lack of empathy for the show's loyal fanbase.

An important distinctionbbetween Bay's helicopter and Weiner's window is that a work employing the former technique will actually be entertaining while the latter will not.

TV Critic 1: "Did you notice that color of Don Draper's vase is bright orange? It could symbolize 60s changing morality, the Beatles arriving at Shea Stadium, or sex."

TV Critic 2: "Or it could just be another fucking Weiner's window. I hate this fucking show. Let's watch Breaking Bad."

Weiner's window by djwellies November 9, 2012

Wet Window Wiener Wiper 

This is next-level pervert peeping tom/mooning (showing one's ass).
Rather than a simple peek-a-boo to a victim just trying to get a look the perpetrator wants to be seen and caught in the act. Similar to "mooning" or placing one's bare ass up to a window for comedic value this act encompasses both peeping as well as mooning but much more.
You expose yourself with pants down to the knees or pantless. Press your genitals firmly against the window where the observer on the other side will have a clear and unobstructed view of the upcoming action. Once the attention of the victim has been confirmed the individual preforming the W.W.W.W. will begin to urinate while moving genitals from side to side. If done correctly a squeegee-like sound should be produced from the lateral motion. If ones "package" is of sufficient size it should act like a windshield wiper on a cars windshield (swiping from side to side whilst your penis displaces the urine away from the outside of the window) ensuring the observer maintains clear line of sight with the depravity happening on the other side of the glass.

Dude 1:

"I got wasted last night and wanted to give her and her new boyfriend something to remember me by, I was just going to smear poop on her window but I couldn't help myself when I noticed it was already dirty.... Plus I wanted to show off my shit. I gave em' the ol "
Wet Window Wiener Wiper". Tell me I'm not the fuckin man".

Dude 2:
"Aaron (dude 1) you're the fuckin man, always have been! Legendary bro, fucking legendary."

Wet Window Wiener Wiper by Aaron Deez-nutz March 25, 2023