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A wind wiener is when you give someone a really bad blow job and it turns them off so much that it has a negative effect. Instead of getting wet, they get intensely dry, so much that their dick is comparable to a blow dryer.
Emily gave me suuuch a wind wiener last night. I've never been so turned off in my life.

I'd rather stare at that fat lady's mole for 6 hours then get another wind wiener from Emily.

I couldn't find my blow dryer after I got out of the shower last night, so I just got Emily to give me a wind wiener.
by Alyssiaxxxxxxxxxxemo May 31, 2010
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