weili

1. The champion of all that is Mac gaming.
2. An omnipresent being, the equalizer

1. "OMG you just owned that guy! He got Weili'd!"

2. "I don't know, he said someone was on his period and the next thing I know he got WTFWeili'd and logged off the forum"

by nubtupletcopter June 26, 2008

Ape Wellington

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

wellington curse

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .

"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"

by Cube.shit October 4, 2017

Wailing underpants

Activities in the underwear that demand immediate attention either sexual or toilet related.

Palmer had to go to the toilet quickly due to his wailing underpants!

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

Oh-Wellian

A term to describe the sentiments of those who realize the future predicted in George Orwell's famous novel, "1984," has come to fruition, and there's essentially nothing that can be done to remedy it.

NPC news fired him for being a bigot, and he didn't even apologize on social media. "Yeah, he's just an 'Oh-Wellian' bigot, and realizes that an apology is futile.

Friend 1: "Wow, you're alt-right for not wanting children to have dildos in the classroom. I don't recognize you anymore. Never text me again." Friend 2: "Dang, this is certainly an Oh-Wellian moment for me, but I wish you the best in life. Take care."

by LeaveSociety June 19, 2022

douche wellington

A prestigious douche of a high upbringing.

Douche Wellington will be hosting a Saturday night soiree at his estate.

by buhtsecks November 24, 2013

Weilun

The coolest kid in the world, most commonly found to be Chinese. Will ace any test in class, and will try and help others understand the work. Weilun also looks like a Kpop star, and is the most sexiest person in the world. He is mostly into Anime and Kpop, and is often referred to as "Ching Chong Ling Long No Dong"

Kid: Oml, fuck this maths topic, it's so fucking hard.
Weilun: Want me to help you?
Kid: Oml, that you kpop star.

Weilun: You're welcome

by Kaito_God1 November 18, 2020