Weilin 

She is the best you can ever look for in a girl. She is smart and very easy to talk to. Somebody everyone wishes that they could become. She will seat down, listen to your worries and give you comforting advices and hugs. A very compassionate girl.

“ Thanks for being a Weilin!”
“Aw, you are such a Weilin”

Weilin by goddesswithhalo January 3, 2018

Weilin 

A friend that always make fun and bully you everytime u see her. She will always be late and puke after having a few drinks. What a hassle!

Friend A: Why do you look so upset?
Friend B: I just met weilin today.

Weilin by True stories 101 November 22, 2021

To Weilin 

To see a conversation in a group chat and not answering

To Weilin: I’ve sent my question on where and when all of us should go out and eat but then my friends just Weilined me by not answering.

« When are we going to gym today guys?

... »

I just got Weilined!

To Weilin by Stéphane S. January 4, 2019

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

wellington curse 

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .

"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"

wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017

Wailing underpants

Activities in the underwear that demand immediate attention either sexual or toilet related.

Palmer had to go to the toilet quickly due to his wailing underpants!

Wailing underpants by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

douche wellington 

A prestigious douche of a high upbringing.

Douche Wellington will be hosting a Saturday night soiree at his estate.

douche wellington by buhtsecks November 24, 2013