weeweein

tellin someone who needs to pee to shut up
secretly telling people they have a piss kink

Person 1: "I gotta pee!!"
Person 2: "Stopp weeweein!"

by ushygushymypuhsy June 5, 2022

weeweeitis

Literally means inflammation of the wee wee. Can be used to describe a dick under 4 inches that is hard or when you notice you get a boner for the first time and you google "my wee wee is hard". The cure to this condition is to beat it with a meat tenderizing mallet until white wee wee juice comes out, hence the term "beat your meat". But be careful. If you spill any in your undies, you'll have to ask your mommy for a new pair.

Kid: (Googles "I have a hard wee wee!!!")
Google: You have weeweeitis

by Chaaro Dreeemer and Frigks February 22, 2020

weeweenaj

when only the male genitals have a seizure not the rest of the body, it is a rare type of orgasm that men have when having intercourse

the man had a aggressive weeweenaj when with his wife

by uhhh yea im bored lol October 19, 2021