Weekend Boyfriend 

A single guy specifically designated to accompany a girl to dinner, movies, social functions, etc. only on weekends because of her busy schedule during the week. May include, kissing, cuddling, sex, etc.

This week has been so busy! I can't wait to call up my weekend boyfriend to see what he has planned for us!

Right now my busy schedule doesn't leave me enough time for a full time boyfriend, so it's great just having a weekend boyfriend! I love having a nice guy to do stuff with on the weekends!

Weekend Boyfriend by 361cmgtx3 June 15, 2011

Weekend boyfriend 

A boyfriend that is only available to you on the weekends or on vacation. Called the weekend boyfriend because you don't want to make anything too official due to the inconvenient circumstances of your relationship.

I can't wait for this 2 weeks to go by.... I will finally be able to make it up to Vegas to see my weekend boyfriend again

Weekend boyfriend by weekend girlfriend June 22, 2011

weekend boyfriend 

the kind of guy you date for one weekend when you're drunk 3/4 of the time. when you finally sober up, you dump him, realizing his vocabulary consists of "hey" "what's up" "nothin" "awesome" and "lets hook up"

"what happened to that guy you hooked up with at the party?"
"he was such a weekend boyfriend, i broke up with him as soon as i woke up sober on monday"

weekend boyfriend by Nos_addict January 24, 2009

national call your boyfriend weekend

the second weekend if October is national call your boyfriend day.

“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”

national call your boyfriend weekend by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019